Monday, April 03, 2006
I am interrupting this otherwise peaceful family-oriented blog to bring you a full-on RANT:
I have officially changed the name of the pictured product to CRACKARONI.
My kids' are ADDICTED to it.
They beg, barter, plead and promise anything (even clean rooms) for it.....
It's like crack for kids!!
I, myself, don't eat cheese or any product that is supposed to fool you into thinking it's cheese. Not only am I lactose intolerant, but the texture of cheese makes me very queasy.....Before you guys send me hate mail over my hatred of cheese, just know that I have tried various kinds and don't like ANY of it. I find it's much easier to lie and say "I'm allergic" (people don't question it) but as soon as I say "Oh I just don't like cheese..." it causes ordinary people to launch into some kind of weird Cheese Salesman Persona...
I don't need convincing.
I don't need recipes.
I just don't like cheese.
(for the record, I don't like mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, salad, salad dressing and too many spices to list.... freaky, ain't it?)
My world is plain.
Just like me.
Now go back to your happy world of Crackaroni....